Post by WorldNews on Jul 15, 2003 6:44:26 GMT -5
This is RadioWorld FM 303 with the latest updates on the attack on Region Pellas Athene. Remember to always tune in RadioWorld FM 303 for your updates. I am Jerome Hawkins and are your voice in the eter. I have finally managed to get hold on a dutch soldier and are going to ask some questions to this brave man who has recently awakend and seen his region in ruins after the mayhem and slaughter this night.
Mr Dutch, We are from RadioWorld FM 303, may we speak to you?
-Wowie, an interview!
-May we ask you about your name?
- I am Private Jansen from The Free Land of Soldaat van Anje.
*Ok, *straightens berett*, here goes. Is this microphone on?
*tap*, *tap*.
-Yes it is! Please don't tap on it!
-Ah, ok.
: Who do you think is behind this attack? Radioworld know
: that Blue Moon soldiers did it, but they are only
: mercinares. Who was behind it all. Behind the scenes?
-It has to be The Zippers. After all, he hates Dutch people. Our best guess so far is that he once had a Dutch girlfriend, and she dumped him after he couldn't "perform", if ya know what I mean The man certainly has issues there.
: How come so many people rushed in to the scene to save
: your region?
Ah, that's the big secret of Dutch defensive plays. You see, we were offering free doobies to all those helping us out. And, let's be honest, who says 'no' to a free doobie?
: Why wasn't any dutch resistance nations out and helped in
: the fighting? Didn't you know that this was going to
: happen?
The second question is the answer to your first question. Seems nobody told us. We prefer when invasions are priorly announced, it makes it easier to gather defensive forces. As it turned out, we were all cooling and chilling in our bunks. Drank some Heinekenens, played some pool, and eventually fell asleep. In the morning we open the bunker door, and we we're like, "Dudes, what happened here??". Bullet-holes everywhere, and Blue Moon soldiers lying dead on the ground. Yeah, someone definitely should've called us in advance. Or maybe send a letter. We like receiving letters from friends.
: Are you going to password the region?
We'll leave that to the Delegate. So, as soon as he wakes up, we'll know more. he drank a LOT last night :-)
: Are your delegate fit to continue his work in spite he
: has been unactive and didn't protect the region?
Well, that has to be seen. Surely the matter will come up in the next regional meeting. Right now, he has a lot of endorsements, so it's not an issue. Couldn't you guys, like, stay or something? :-)
Well. That is not for RadioWorld FM 303 to answer to. We are only hear to ask the questions, not answer them.
Hrm. This was RadioWorld FM 303 with the latest news. Remember to always tune in for the latest updates. I am Jerome Hawkins signing out.
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Mr Dutch, We are from RadioWorld FM 303, may we speak to you?
-Wowie, an interview!
-May we ask you about your name?
- I am Private Jansen from The Free Land of Soldaat van Anje.
*Ok, *straightens berett*, here goes. Is this microphone on?
*tap*, *tap*.
-Yes it is! Please don't tap on it!
-Ah, ok.
: Who do you think is behind this attack? Radioworld know
: that Blue Moon soldiers did it, but they are only
: mercinares. Who was behind it all. Behind the scenes?
-It has to be The Zippers. After all, he hates Dutch people. Our best guess so far is that he once had a Dutch girlfriend, and she dumped him after he couldn't "perform", if ya know what I mean The man certainly has issues there.
: How come so many people rushed in to the scene to save
: your region?
Ah, that's the big secret of Dutch defensive plays. You see, we were offering free doobies to all those helping us out. And, let's be honest, who says 'no' to a free doobie?
: Why wasn't any dutch resistance nations out and helped in
: the fighting? Didn't you know that this was going to
: happen?
The second question is the answer to your first question. Seems nobody told us. We prefer when invasions are priorly announced, it makes it easier to gather defensive forces. As it turned out, we were all cooling and chilling in our bunks. Drank some Heinekenens, played some pool, and eventually fell asleep. In the morning we open the bunker door, and we we're like, "Dudes, what happened here??". Bullet-holes everywhere, and Blue Moon soldiers lying dead on the ground. Yeah, someone definitely should've called us in advance. Or maybe send a letter. We like receiving letters from friends.
: Are you going to password the region?
We'll leave that to the Delegate. So, as soon as he wakes up, we'll know more. he drank a LOT last night :-)
: Are your delegate fit to continue his work in spite he
: has been unactive and didn't protect the region?
Well, that has to be seen. Surely the matter will come up in the next regional meeting. Right now, he has a lot of endorsements, so it's not an issue. Couldn't you guys, like, stay or something? :-)
Well. That is not for RadioWorld FM 303 to answer to. We are only hear to ask the questions, not answer them.
Hrm. This was RadioWorld FM 303 with the latest news. Remember to always tune in for the latest updates. I am Jerome Hawkins signing out.
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This broadcast was sponsered by the Cannabis Island's. The place to be for Cannabis