Post by NSReporter on Oct 12, 2003 18:29:32 GMT -5
Dear listeners
We discovered a new region in NS today, The Mighty Dutch Dork Patrol was founded today and they invited NS-reporter at their founding party. It is brand new and it seems that its intention is to put a stop to “dorkish” behaviour in NS. We asked a statement from its founder The Rogue Nation of Dutch Pirates:
“A few nations (mostly from Dutch regions) were growing sick of nations griefing and flaming other nations by calling them names and trying to bully them around. We believe there is nothing more cowardly than sitting safe behind your pc and acting the big tough guy from there, anonymous.
We joined about two weeks ago in an effort to stop a nation that shall remain anonymous here (we are that decent) from constantly griefing a region of normal nations. After stalking him for about a week or two, balancing on what is and isn't allowed by NationStates-rules, we brought him to his knees, his friends all left him and now he is begging his former victims for forgiveness.
We are not resorting to the same methods as the culprit, we always stay polite. We just tell them the truth about themselves (and a whole lot of other random-stuff, to confuse them and drive them mad). These internet-tough guys are in real person probably mostly shy and afraid persons, they must compensate this by acting like jerks on the net, where they are save from repercussions. Not anymore though. We are relentless and will never back off until the subject betters his life. (We can be so persistent because, to be honest, we are really enjoying it!)
Anybody who wants to report a bullying dork, can do so in our home region "The Mighty Dutch Dork Patrol" or by contacting the nation of Dutch Pirates. Tell us your story and we will see what we can do!
Are you being griefed or flamed by a nation and is deletion not an option? Call 0900-D.O.R.K. We will pound on your bully to make him drop to his knees and cry like a baby. Success guaranteed! Call 0900-D.O.R.K. Because the truth hurts! "
Well listeners NS Reporter thinks we will hear a lot more from this region if it will develop just the way it’s founder believes. Rumour has it some of the members of this region had their hand in defending some regions that where invaded the past couple of days. Just like the region of “Oxford” was defended with success yesterday by some nations that according to gossip are closely related to the Dork-patrol.
If we learn more about the Dork-patrol we will inform you promptly.
NS Reporter
“I tell it like it is”.
We discovered a new region in NS today, The Mighty Dutch Dork Patrol was founded today and they invited NS-reporter at their founding party. It is brand new and it seems that its intention is to put a stop to “dorkish” behaviour in NS. We asked a statement from its founder The Rogue Nation of Dutch Pirates:
“A few nations (mostly from Dutch regions) were growing sick of nations griefing and flaming other nations by calling them names and trying to bully them around. We believe there is nothing more cowardly than sitting safe behind your pc and acting the big tough guy from there, anonymous.
We joined about two weeks ago in an effort to stop a nation that shall remain anonymous here (we are that decent) from constantly griefing a region of normal nations. After stalking him for about a week or two, balancing on what is and isn't allowed by NationStates-rules, we brought him to his knees, his friends all left him and now he is begging his former victims for forgiveness.
We are not resorting to the same methods as the culprit, we always stay polite. We just tell them the truth about themselves (and a whole lot of other random-stuff, to confuse them and drive them mad). These internet-tough guys are in real person probably mostly shy and afraid persons, they must compensate this by acting like jerks on the net, where they are save from repercussions. Not anymore though. We are relentless and will never back off until the subject betters his life. (We can be so persistent because, to be honest, we are really enjoying it!)
Anybody who wants to report a bullying dork, can do so in our home region "The Mighty Dutch Dork Patrol" or by contacting the nation of Dutch Pirates. Tell us your story and we will see what we can do!
Are you being griefed or flamed by a nation and is deletion not an option? Call 0900-D.O.R.K. We will pound on your bully to make him drop to his knees and cry like a baby. Success guaranteed! Call 0900-D.O.R.K. Because the truth hurts! "
Well listeners NS Reporter thinks we will hear a lot more from this region if it will develop just the way it’s founder believes. Rumour has it some of the members of this region had their hand in defending some regions that where invaded the past couple of days. Just like the region of “Oxford” was defended with success yesterday by some nations that according to gossip are closely related to the Dork-patrol.
If we learn more about the Dork-patrol we will inform you promptly.
NS Reporter
“I tell it like it is”.