It seems I will need a ratcatcher to bust this.
Well, time for you to duck lady, because I have brought in the heavy artillery. The man of investigation, the horror of criminals, the man of many Words!! I present to you..
- What? You want to present yourself... alright. I guess it is workable. The scene is yours.
A caped individual steps forward from the darkness and shows himself*ahem*
Who am I? *looks at the dirty rat*
[glow=red,2,300] I am the onions that stink in your eyes
I am the winged scourge that pecks at your nightmare .
I am the smoke that smokes smoked oysters.
I am the low point on your sine wave.
I am the grade curves that gives you an "F"
I am the fast food that comes back to haunt you
I am the water balloon that lands right on your head
I am the plot twist in the second reel
I am the meter on the cab of justice
I am the flea you cannot flick
I am the ten dollars service charge on all returned checks [/color]
[glow=red,2,300]I am the widget missing from the easy to assemble swingset [/color]
I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime
I am the zit that forms when you got a really big date
I am the cholesterol that clogs your arteries
I am the moth that seeks your porchlight
I am the blown fuse that blacks you out
[glow=red,2,300] I am the ham radio operator that scramble your reception [/color]
I am the burned out blub you cannot reach
I am the itch you cannot reach
I am the repairman who tells you your warranty run out.
I am the weirdo that sits next to you on the bus
I am the ingrown toenail in "paddy pumps?"
[glow=red,2,300]I am the fingernail that scraps the chalkboard of your soul [/color]
I am the spinach that sticks to your teeth
I am the weed wacker in the garden of evil
I am the slug that slimes your beggonias
[glow=red,2,300] I am the editor that leaves you on the cutting room floor [/color]
I am the clock cleaner who will ring your chime
I am the hero that every culture in every world need
I am the switch that derails your train
I am the jailor who throws away the keys
I am the surprise in your cereal box
I am the chill that runs up your spine
I am the bubble gum that clings to your shoe
I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3 am
I am the rhinestone on a jumpsuit of justice
I am the stain that can't be rubbed out
I am the batteries that aren't included
I am the check that overdraws your account
I am the pebble in the shoe of ignominy
[glow=red,2,300] I am the pencil that breaks from signing too many autographs
I am the single career man all women want to date [/color]
What can I say.. [glow=Orange,2,300]I am Darkwing Duck!![/glow]