Post by LoisLane on Jan 16, 2004 20:32:58 GMT -5
How can we resist publishing this exchange? There we were, quietly setting up a new puppet region, Daily Planet, when along comes this fine fellow. Here is almost the entire exchange (the first couple of posts scrolled off before we thought to capture it). I love a role-playing experience where the star isn't even aware he's in the show!
The United States of NSI Recruitment: Do you want me to show you how deep the rabbit hole goes in Nationstates. I can show you the "world", the inner secrets, the revelations and the truth of nationstates. Are you interested?
PerryWhite: What's all that noise out there? Who are you, son? What's your proposition?
PerryWhite: Sure, go on. Tell me more. May make a good story. Jimmy! Where's that coffee?
NSI Recruitment: are you a single person managing all this or are you multitude of people?
Also do you wish to be involved in the regional politics of nationstates for i can offer you that chance.
LoisLane: Mr. White, he's my exclusive! Of course I don't mind you listening in, but I need to be condcuting this interview.
LoisLane: Tell us about the politics, Mr. NSI. We're just dying to hear.
NSI Recruitment: network radio? are you part of that organisation?
Forgive my interrogation, i need to be sure of the situation
PerryWhite: Son, do we look like one person? Count heads, why don't you. There's me, and Lois, and Jimmy's coming with the coffee, and ... drat it, Lois, where's Clark gone off to again. He's never around, it seems.
NSI Recruitment: you see i dont want to attract any unnecessary attention that may alert people to my presence and intentions
ClarkKent: I'm right here, Mr. White. I was just helping Jimmy with the coffee.
LoisLane: If it's that big a secret, Mr. NSI, why are you talking to a room full of Daily Planet reporters? Not that we'll tell anyone, of course ...
NSI Recruitment: i am recruiting for a special organisation and i am offering you the chance to join.
remember this is an exclusive,once in a lifetime chance,to join.
LoisLane: Sounds interesting. Go on ...
NSI Recruitment: now answer me truthfully, are you part of any organisations? such as the nwetwork radio?
ClarkKent: I paid a courtesy call on Network Radio on my way back to Metropolis, if that's what you mean. But no, I still work for the Planet. Network Radio are competitors. We're our own organization.
JimmyOlson: Here's the coffee, Mr. White. They were out of the rasberry danish again.
PerryWhite: Pipe down, Jimmy - can't you see we're in the middle of an interview?
NSI Recruitment: i am not seeking publicity, im seeking the opposite, covert and secrecy. thats the hint to the type of agency i am creating. right then, i will be going. goodbye, but i promise you an exclusive scoop in a month or two as it will the biggest scoop in the whole of nationstates history. that much i will strive to promise you.
farewell
*then the mysterious NSI flew himself through a closed window out of the building leaving the reporters bemused
LoisLane: What an extraordinarily silly performance. We can't print a word of this, can we Clark?
ClarkKent: No, Lois, I don't think so. That flying out the window trick is pretty neat, though.
The United States of NSI Recruitment: Do you want me to show you how deep the rabbit hole goes in Nationstates. I can show you the "world", the inner secrets, the revelations and the truth of nationstates. Are you interested?
PerryWhite: What's all that noise out there? Who are you, son? What's your proposition?
PerryWhite: Sure, go on. Tell me more. May make a good story. Jimmy! Where's that coffee?
NSI Recruitment: are you a single person managing all this or are you multitude of people?
Also do you wish to be involved in the regional politics of nationstates for i can offer you that chance.
LoisLane: Mr. White, he's my exclusive! Of course I don't mind you listening in, but I need to be condcuting this interview.
LoisLane: Tell us about the politics, Mr. NSI. We're just dying to hear.
NSI Recruitment: network radio? are you part of that organisation?
Forgive my interrogation, i need to be sure of the situation
PerryWhite: Son, do we look like one person? Count heads, why don't you. There's me, and Lois, and Jimmy's coming with the coffee, and ... drat it, Lois, where's Clark gone off to again. He's never around, it seems.
NSI Recruitment: you see i dont want to attract any unnecessary attention that may alert people to my presence and intentions
ClarkKent: I'm right here, Mr. White. I was just helping Jimmy with the coffee.
LoisLane: If it's that big a secret, Mr. NSI, why are you talking to a room full of Daily Planet reporters? Not that we'll tell anyone, of course ...
NSI Recruitment: i am recruiting for a special organisation and i am offering you the chance to join.
remember this is an exclusive,once in a lifetime chance,to join.
LoisLane: Sounds interesting. Go on ...
NSI Recruitment: now answer me truthfully, are you part of any organisations? such as the nwetwork radio?
ClarkKent: I paid a courtesy call on Network Radio on my way back to Metropolis, if that's what you mean. But no, I still work for the Planet. Network Radio are competitors. We're our own organization.
JimmyOlson: Here's the coffee, Mr. White. They were out of the rasberry danish again.
PerryWhite: Pipe down, Jimmy - can't you see we're in the middle of an interview?
NSI Recruitment: i am not seeking publicity, im seeking the opposite, covert and secrecy. thats the hint to the type of agency i am creating. right then, i will be going. goodbye, but i promise you an exclusive scoop in a month or two as it will the biggest scoop in the whole of nationstates history. that much i will strive to promise you.
farewell
*then the mysterious NSI flew himself through a closed window out of the building leaving the reporters bemused
LoisLane: What an extraordinarily silly performance. We can't print a word of this, can we Clark?
ClarkKent: No, Lois, I don't think so. That flying out the window trick is pretty neat, though.