Post by Twinkles on Nov 20, 2003 11:38:07 GMT -5
Yup, we thought that the continual acts of childishness, immaturity and prejudice are still happening - as yet again, Francos and his minions take stabs their enemies below the belt - surely things like this would have stopped in infant school?
Once again, distastefulness reigns in the pacific, with references to disabled people labelled as retards, and a rather pathetic, prdictable and downright mean attempt to contradict gettersburgs spelling errors.
An article (if it can be called that) By Francos Spain himself.....
And the mean streak just keeps getting thicker - demonstrated in an article by sirpaul.
And as if that weren't enough...
*** read with caution - not reccomended for small children***
I really did not what to include this - but it does highlight the filth that has been pouring out of the pacific forums at an increasing rate. The below quote was originally posted by deringstan - I repeat, small children turn away,,,, I'm just glad there was no picture included.
Naturally, members of the pacific army will be outraged - and who an blame them? But I am guessing that is the effect they were aiming for. However, I did laugh at one particular article that was posted...
Piophilia - you've made my day
[glow=red,2,300]Twinkles x[/glow]
Once again, distastefulness reigns in the pacific, with references to disabled people labelled as retards, and a rather pathetic, prdictable and downright mean attempt to contradict gettersburgs spelling errors.
An article (if it can be called that) By Francos Spain himself.....
Gettersburg Learns to Read
Gettersburg (left) flipping through the pages of a picture book with her live-in caretaker Alphonse d'Bête (right).
After years of rigorous effort to get the slow-witted nation of Gettersburg to free herself from the fetters of illiteracy, great progress was made yesterday when Gettersburg, with the help of a tutor, read her first word: "poopy."
"The funny part is that the word was actually 'people,' but our Gettersburg pronounced it "poopy," said her instructer, Alphonse d'Bête. He continued, "It may only have been a coincidence since Gettersburg soiled herself just moments prior to the utterance, but this is nonetheless very encouraging progress for a retar----Er--- special person like Gettersburg."
Gettersburg (left) flipping through the pages of a picture book with her live-in caretaker Alphonse d'Bête (right).
After years of rigorous effort to get the slow-witted nation of Gettersburg to free herself from the fetters of illiteracy, great progress was made yesterday when Gettersburg, with the help of a tutor, read her first word: "poopy."
"The funny part is that the word was actually 'people,' but our Gettersburg pronounced it "poopy," said her instructer, Alphonse d'Bête. He continued, "It may only have been a coincidence since Gettersburg soiled herself just moments prior to the utterance, but this is nonetheless very encouraging progress for a retar----Er--- special person like Gettersburg."
And the mean streak just keeps getting thicker - demonstrated in an article by sirpaul.
PACIFIC ARMY HOLDS HOOTENANNY IN CELEBRATION OF THE SAVAGE LAND'S RETURN
The Savage Lands (left) dances with Getterburg (right) to "Baby Got Back."
The Confederacy of South East America, NationStates: Beneath the stars and bars, the Pacific Army celebrated their triumph over Mod rule by resurrecting the Savage Lands from the dead. Now known as The Savage Land Reloaded, he and his accomplices worshiped their dark lord and his necromancy abilities. When asked to comment on such a flagrant violation of the spirit of the rules, El Sabah Nur commented, “I Like big butts and I can not lie, all you other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and that round thing in your face you get sprung! Cause baby got back!" Translated from Savagian, this can be interpreted as "I desire large posteriors and I can not tell untruths, all of you other African-American males are uncouth, for when a female walks by with a femur in her thigh, and her derrière in the air you get an erection, because this 18 to 24 year old African American female has an exceptional posterior."
The Mods, an appointed group of law enforcers that protect Nationstates, commented that while the original Savage Lands was destroyed because of “Crimes against Max(x) Berry,” they had to wait until the reincarnation violates the rules before he can be terminated again.
The party took place in the lavish barn of The Confederacy of South East America, where he reminded all present several times that the battle flag of the Confederate States of America was “heritage, not hate.” He then told the Free Land of Anti-RepublicanIdeas that he “had a pretty mouth” and “wanted to make him squeal like a piggy.”
The Pacific Army was in high spirits, and announced they would be reclaiming the Pacific soon. When asked how they would defeat the NPO, The Savage Lands Reloaded said “Only through a campaign of really annoying spam and multiple UN puppet nations will we be able to reclaim what is rightfully ours!” To increase security in the Pacific Army, El Sabah Nur notes in his world factbook entry that “I will be password protecting the PA every night!” Good thing too, otherwise all the undesirables will flood the Pacific Army and take over the delegacy, which could happen since there is no longer a founder to protect the interest of the Savage Lands.
The Savage Lands (left) dances with Getterburg (right) to "Baby Got Back."
The Confederacy of South East America, NationStates: Beneath the stars and bars, the Pacific Army celebrated their triumph over Mod rule by resurrecting the Savage Lands from the dead. Now known as The Savage Land Reloaded, he and his accomplices worshiped their dark lord and his necromancy abilities. When asked to comment on such a flagrant violation of the spirit of the rules, El Sabah Nur commented, “I Like big butts and I can not lie, all you other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and that round thing in your face you get sprung! Cause baby got back!" Translated from Savagian, this can be interpreted as "I desire large posteriors and I can not tell untruths, all of you other African-American males are uncouth, for when a female walks by with a femur in her thigh, and her derrière in the air you get an erection, because this 18 to 24 year old African American female has an exceptional posterior."
The Mods, an appointed group of law enforcers that protect Nationstates, commented that while the original Savage Lands was destroyed because of “Crimes against Max(x) Berry,” they had to wait until the reincarnation violates the rules before he can be terminated again.
The party took place in the lavish barn of The Confederacy of South East America, where he reminded all present several times that the battle flag of the Confederate States of America was “heritage, not hate.” He then told the Free Land of Anti-RepublicanIdeas that he “had a pretty mouth” and “wanted to make him squeal like a piggy.”
The Pacific Army was in high spirits, and announced they would be reclaiming the Pacific soon. When asked how they would defeat the NPO, The Savage Lands Reloaded said “Only through a campaign of really annoying spam and multiple UN puppet nations will we be able to reclaim what is rightfully ours!” To increase security in the Pacific Army, El Sabah Nur notes in his world factbook entry that “I will be password protecting the PA every night!” Good thing too, otherwise all the undesirables will flood the Pacific Army and take over the delegacy, which could happen since there is no longer a founder to protect the interest of the Savage Lands.
And as if that weren't enough...
*** read with caution - not reccomended for small children***
I really did not what to include this - but it does highlight the filth that has been pouring out of the pacific forums at an increasing rate. The below quote was originally posted by deringstan - I repeat, small children turn away,,,, I'm just glad there was no picture included.
Savage Lands becomes world masturbation champ!
After a 24 hour period in which Savage Lands masturbated 58 times, Savage Lands has been declared officially the World Masturbation Champ.
Before the eye of the camera, Savage Lands masturbated 58 times, while watching all the Butterscoth movies. He got in troubles after 4 hours, because the whole room was getting a bit of messy, but he still managed to reach the 58.
About who he wanted to thank, Savage Lands was short, "I would like to thank the Pacific Army for the inspiration I needed, the makers of the Butterscotch movies and all the people around the world who are masturbation addicts just like me!"
The last record was set by somebody named Thedoc, who has disseapered recently and is not available for comments.
What Savage Lands plans are for the future: "I am wanting to train, maybe I can reach the 75?! In the future I maybe want to make videos to teach children how to masturbate."
After a 24 hour period in which Savage Lands masturbated 58 times, Savage Lands has been declared officially the World Masturbation Champ.
Before the eye of the camera, Savage Lands masturbated 58 times, while watching all the Butterscoth movies. He got in troubles after 4 hours, because the whole room was getting a bit of messy, but he still managed to reach the 58.
About who he wanted to thank, Savage Lands was short, "I would like to thank the Pacific Army for the inspiration I needed, the makers of the Butterscotch movies and all the people around the world who are masturbation addicts just like me!"
The last record was set by somebody named Thedoc, who has disseapered recently and is not available for comments.
What Savage Lands plans are for the future: "I am wanting to train, maybe I can reach the 75?! In the future I maybe want to make videos to teach children how to masturbate."
Naturally, members of the pacific army will be outraged - and who an blame them? But I am guessing that is the effect they were aiming for. However, I did laugh at one particular article that was posted...
NEW PACIFIC ORDER TO SPONSER NEW BREAKFAST CEREAL
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In an ingenious effort to boost support for the Pacific government, our delegate Francos Spain himself has commissioned the first in what is hoped to be a large, successful series of NPO-related breakfast cereals, with the first in this franchise being "pregnant dogy O's."
"I stayed up for hours trying to put just the right kind of special touch on this new cereal, as I wanted it to reflect the desires of many of my more critical citizens!"
Soon to be placed on a supermarket shelf near you, pregnant dogy-O's contain cereal pieces in the shape of your favorite Francos-naysayer: PCT! And for the kids, pregnant dogy-os also contains marshmalos in the shape of red-Gettersburgs, green-Megnomans, purple-Magunguses, and orange rocket ships.
According to our own Director of the Pacific Secret Police Bertram Stantrous, "This cereal shall prove to be a glorious boon to rightious flavor! Bow down and give praise to the magnanimous glory that is milk-soaked grain and sugar pieces!"
When asked about his future plans for his next line of delicious cereal, Emporer Spain was quoted as saying: "Among the other facets of the New Pacific Order, above all else, flavor must be upheld! It is in the interests of everybody that we, as a people, retain the right to enjoy the freedom granted to us by the power of breakfast cereals. We have no choice, as a region, but to freely consume cereal wherever, and whenever applicable. Oh yeah, and the next brand is certain to have a lot more chocolate."
{{{{{Picture not working}}}}} visit www.orcishspam.com/randomstuff/pregnant dogy-os.jpg to see it... [glow=red,2,300]Twinkles x[/glow]
In an ingenious effort to boost support for the Pacific government, our delegate Francos Spain himself has commissioned the first in what is hoped to be a large, successful series of NPO-related breakfast cereals, with the first in this franchise being "pregnant dogy O's."
"I stayed up for hours trying to put just the right kind of special touch on this new cereal, as I wanted it to reflect the desires of many of my more critical citizens!"
Soon to be placed on a supermarket shelf near you, pregnant dogy-O's contain cereal pieces in the shape of your favorite Francos-naysayer: PCT! And for the kids, pregnant dogy-os also contains marshmalos in the shape of red-Gettersburgs, green-Megnomans, purple-Magunguses, and orange rocket ships.
According to our own Director of the Pacific Secret Police Bertram Stantrous, "This cereal shall prove to be a glorious boon to rightious flavor! Bow down and give praise to the magnanimous glory that is milk-soaked grain and sugar pieces!"
When asked about his future plans for his next line of delicious cereal, Emporer Spain was quoted as saying: "Among the other facets of the New Pacific Order, above all else, flavor must be upheld! It is in the interests of everybody that we, as a people, retain the right to enjoy the freedom granted to us by the power of breakfast cereals. We have no choice, as a region, but to freely consume cereal wherever, and whenever applicable. Oh yeah, and the next brand is certain to have a lot more chocolate."
Piophilia - you've made my day
[glow=red,2,300]Twinkles x[/glow]
