Post by Twinkles on Nov 19, 2003 12:01:49 GMT -5
Members of the new pacific order, it seems, have hit a new low. While viewing their forum (which part of is open to the public, I, and many others, were shocked at many of the posts in the regional events forum - which made fun of things such as prison rape and public
excecution - both subjects certainly not of humour.
The above message, posted by Bertnam strantrous, is certainly not, in my opinion funny, and I'm told that if he had posted it in the NS forums, he could be facing a punishment. But thats not all - there is more....
More references to homosexuals. And again, highly offensive, posted in the pacific forums, again, by bertnam strantrous, who seems to have started a trend which deringstan continued, this time, aimed at kane of gettersburg.
And was continued again, by sirpaul...
and francos has had something to say about both of them... hmmm, he evaluates them as if they were of NetWorkRadio standard...
Needless to say, he continued the line of biased, distasteful and downright offensive stories...
No comment...
excecution - both subjects certainly not of humour.
THEDOC ARRESTED FOR LOITERING IN NATIONSTATES
Thedoc (above) sitting in his cell, awaiting yet another forced sexual encounter with his cell mate, Frederico (not pictured).
Pacific Army, NationStates: After failing to do anything for over a month, Thedoc was "dishonorably discharged" from NationStates the other day, and is now serving a life sentence in Limbo State Prison.
"He was so lazy and inactive... I knew his country would die the way it had lived: doing absolutely nothing." said Francos Spain, wiping a tear from his eye.
Thedoc plans to spend the rest of his days eating jail food and being raped by his cell mate, a large hispanic man named "Frederico."
Thedoc (above) sitting in his cell, awaiting yet another forced sexual encounter with his cell mate, Frederico (not pictured).
Pacific Army, NationStates: After failing to do anything for over a month, Thedoc was "dishonorably discharged" from NationStates the other day, and is now serving a life sentence in Limbo State Prison.
"He was so lazy and inactive... I knew his country would die the way it had lived: doing absolutely nothing." said Francos Spain, wiping a tear from his eye.
Thedoc plans to spend the rest of his days eating jail food and being raped by his cell mate, a large hispanic man named "Frederico."
The above message, posted by Bertnam strantrous, is certainly not, in my opinion funny, and I'm told that if he had posted it in the NS forums, he could be facing a punishment. But thats not all - there is more....
SAVAGE LANDS EXECUTED FOR SUBVERSION
The Savage Lands (right) moments before his execution at the hands of the Moderators (left).
Pacific Army, NationStates: After being reported for "griefing," an act of subversion, Savage Lands was executed last Friday by the Moderators.
According to sources, Mr. Lands was grabbed by two large men while exiting "The Elongated Shaft," a gay bar which he frequented.
Lands was then shoved into the street, and then made to turn away from the Moderators, who then pulled out a .44 Revolver and put a bullet in Savage's skull. His body was then thrown into the river, along with his entire assortment of sex toys.
"Griefing will not be tolerated by anyone, not even an important, well to do homosexual like Mr. Lands." said one of the moderators, who wished to remain anonymous.
The Savage Lands (right) moments before his execution at the hands of the Moderators (left).
Pacific Army, NationStates: After being reported for "griefing," an act of subversion, Savage Lands was executed last Friday by the Moderators.
According to sources, Mr. Lands was grabbed by two large men while exiting "The Elongated Shaft," a gay bar which he frequented.
Lands was then shoved into the street, and then made to turn away from the Moderators, who then pulled out a .44 Revolver and put a bullet in Savage's skull. His body was then thrown into the river, along with his entire assortment of sex toys.
"Griefing will not be tolerated by anyone, not even an important, well to do homosexual like Mr. Lands." said one of the moderators, who wished to remain anonymous.
More references to homosexuals. And again, highly offensive, posted in the pacific forums, again, by bertnam strantrous, who seems to have started a trend which deringstan continued, this time, aimed at kane of gettersburg.
Gettersburg comes out of the closet with a bang!
November 17, 2003
He’s here, he’s queer, and his name is Gettersburg.
“My friends and family will be shocked and somewhat surprised, but I feel liberated” said Gettersburg after having sex with over 100 gay men in one weekend.
Gettersburg has been living his life as a heterosexual but found himself uncontrollably drawn to other men during the past few years. No longer able to suppress his desires, Gettersburg first experimented with anal sex during the summer of 2003.
“Feeling the strength and power of another man straddling me from behind was an amazing turn-on. I tried it once and was hooked!” said Gettersburg in an interview with UJ reporters. This new-found passion in his life is what drove him to be penetrated by over 100 other men in one weekend.
“People come out of the closet every day”, said Gettersburg, but he wanted to come out of the closet with ‘a bang’ by filming himself in this expression of individual sexual freedom. Almost everyone he knows is oblivious to his sexual preference, however, they will get an eyeful when this soon to be cult classic hits the video-store shelves!
November 17, 2003
He’s here, he’s queer, and his name is Gettersburg.
“My friends and family will be shocked and somewhat surprised, but I feel liberated” said Gettersburg after having sex with over 100 gay men in one weekend.
Gettersburg has been living his life as a heterosexual but found himself uncontrollably drawn to other men during the past few years. No longer able to suppress his desires, Gettersburg first experimented with anal sex during the summer of 2003.
“Feeling the strength and power of another man straddling me from behind was an amazing turn-on. I tried it once and was hooked!” said Gettersburg in an interview with UJ reporters. This new-found passion in his life is what drove him to be penetrated by over 100 other men in one weekend.
“People come out of the closet every day”, said Gettersburg, but he wanted to come out of the closet with ‘a bang’ by filming himself in this expression of individual sexual freedom. Almost everyone he knows is oblivious to his sexual preference, however, they will get an eyeful when this soon to be cult classic hits the video-store shelves!
And was continued again, by sirpaul...
45 NATIONS EXILED FROM THE PACIFIC IN FAILED COUP
Irisian (right) and Jennivier (left) await deportation from the Pacific to the third world region of Rejected Relms
The Pacific, NationStates: In another instance of illegal immigrants attempting to take over the Pacific, the Pacific Immigration Control, headed by Poskrebyshev and Mammothistan, rounded up the dissidents. One of the deportees was quoted as saying, “After we went through the tunnel and swam the river, La Migra found us, and put us en this big cage thing. We thought we were vato locos, but it’s just plain loco to sneak into the Pacific.” Before the banishment was complete, each nation was beaten, humiliated, given hope, and then thrust down into the depths of depression. After this incident, the number of nations immigrating legally into the Pacific rose sharply. Whether these nations will assimilate into the Pacifican culture or retain their culture of subversion and anarchy is remained to be seen.
Irisian (right) and Jennivier (left) await deportation from the Pacific to the third world region of Rejected Relms
The Pacific, NationStates: In another instance of illegal immigrants attempting to take over the Pacific, the Pacific Immigration Control, headed by Poskrebyshev and Mammothistan, rounded up the dissidents. One of the deportees was quoted as saying, “After we went through the tunnel and swam the river, La Migra found us, and put us en this big cage thing. We thought we were vato locos, but it’s just plain loco to sneak into the Pacific.” Before the banishment was complete, each nation was beaten, humiliated, given hope, and then thrust down into the depths of depression. After this incident, the number of nations immigrating legally into the Pacific rose sharply. Whether these nations will assimilate into the Pacifican culture or retain their culture of subversion and anarchy is remained to be seen.
and francos has had something to say about both of them... hmmm, he evaluates them as if they were of NetWorkRadio standard...
Deringstan:
I like your spirit, but saying someone came out of the closet with intent to insult them isn't really the best idea. (Granted both of Bertram's stories were related, but his emasculated them specifically, not just saying "they were gay.") Again, your ethusiasm is appreciated, but if you make another story, try to take it from a different angle. We're not bigots here, you know.
sirpaul:
Hilarious! Perfect picture too!
Let me try my hand at this...
News tabloid follows...
I like your spirit, but saying someone came out of the closet with intent to insult them isn't really the best idea. (Granted both of Bertram's stories were related, but his emasculated them specifically, not just saying "they were gay.") Again, your ethusiasm is appreciated, but if you make another story, try to take it from a different angle. We're not bigots here, you know.
sirpaul:
Hilarious! Perfect picture too!
Let me try my hand at this...
News tabloid follows...
Needless to say, he continued the line of biased, distasteful and downright offensive stories...
Corinthe Goes Missing!
The most recent photo of NationState's favorite toddler, Corinthe
Early this morning, the parents of the young nation of Corinthe notified authorities that their daughter had gone missing. "Well, I went to her playpen to check on her, and she wasn't there," Corinthe's mother was quoted as saying. When asked where she thought Corinthe might be, she replied, "I dunno. She probably wandered off into traffic again. Or maybe she was kidnapped. I'm not really one to look a gift horse in the mouth."
The parents are requesting that anyone with knowledge on Corinthe's whereabouts "keep their Opsie, how did that dirty mag get here... mouths shut."
The most recent photo of NationState's favorite toddler, Corinthe
Early this morning, the parents of the young nation of Corinthe notified authorities that their daughter had gone missing. "Well, I went to her playpen to check on her, and she wasn't there," Corinthe's mother was quoted as saying. When asked where she thought Corinthe might be, she replied, "I dunno. She probably wandered off into traffic again. Or maybe she was kidnapped. I'm not really one to look a gift horse in the mouth."
The parents are requesting that anyone with knowledge on Corinthe's whereabouts "keep their Opsie, how did that dirty mag get here... mouths shut."
No comment...
FRANCOS SPAIN TO SURF ON THE BACKS OF THE OPPRESSED MASSES
Pictured Above: The brutal Emporer of the Pacific Francos Spain as he rebounds off a rising wave of pain and rebellion
FRANCOPOLIS, NPO: Following a resounding outcry against the questionable ruling ethics of our region's Emporer and Chief, Franco Spain has decided to go through with his decision to surf on the hunched over, oppressed shoulders of the most lowly of his political dissenters.
"Its all in good fun," stated the overjoyed UN Delegate after purchasing a top of the line Surf-Meister 6000 at "Boards and More" in downtown Francopolis.
"Sometimes, I just get so caught up in politics, that I forget about the oppression... I'd be letting down the more easily mullified subjects of my glorious rule if I didn't demean them and their values on a regular basis!"
Following this statement, Emperor Spain was seen chugging on a bottle of Schlitz and holding his thumb, index and pinkey fingers of his right and left hands up in a brash display of the universal "rock on" symbol.
Pictured Above: The brutal Emporer of the Pacific Francos Spain as he rebounds off a rising wave of pain and rebellion
FRANCOPOLIS, NPO: Following a resounding outcry against the questionable ruling ethics of our region's Emporer and Chief, Franco Spain has decided to go through with his decision to surf on the hunched over, oppressed shoulders of the most lowly of his political dissenters.
"Its all in good fun," stated the overjoyed UN Delegate after purchasing a top of the line Surf-Meister 6000 at "Boards and More" in downtown Francopolis.
"Sometimes, I just get so caught up in politics, that I forget about the oppression... I'd be letting down the more easily mullified subjects of my glorious rule if I didn't demean them and their values on a regular basis!"
Following this statement, Emperor Spain was seen chugging on a bottle of Schlitz and holding his thumb, index and pinkey fingers of his right and left hands up in a brash display of the universal "rock on" symbol.