Post by PW3 on Aug 24, 2003 15:35:51 GMT -5
Hello loyal listeners. Dan Melican here with the latest news in NationStates. It appears that famed nation 3 am eternal, renowned for helping to defend regions from the likes of Empire of Power and the Bing, has left his longtime home of the Urbanites and is now looking for a new place of residents. Intrigued, we at PW3 went looking for answers.
Fred: Who's we? I did all the work.
Dan: I don't recall you doing the editing.
Fred: Yeah, but I had to run through all those mean looking invaders to get to 3 am. All you did was sit and get fatter here in the studio.
Dan: Did you call me fat?
Fred: Yep.
Dan: We'll talk about that later *whispers*baldy
Fred: I heard that.
Dan: Anyway, WE interviewed mister 3 am eternal and got the answers we were looking for. Here is what he told us.
Dan: Why did you leave your region the Urbanites?
3 am: I had disagreements with other members of the administration in Urbanites over my actions in Hawaii and other regions. The Urbanites administration seemed to swing between disappointment that I didn't use region defences as a forum to advertise the Urbanites and concern that my presence in those same defences might bring the region into disrepute.
Dan: But that hardly seems reason to make you leave.
3 am: As always, these disagreements were more pronounced in times of adversity. I had already resigned as Foreign Affairs Advocate and offered to stay on until a replacement was confirmed.
I then received a public rebuke on the regional HQ reminding me that I could be ejected from the region. I didn't like the reminder of ejection and decided to take my leave.
Dan: Well, what will happen now?
3 am: There is currently a defence going on in '007 Big and Bouncy Breasts'. This has me occupied for the moment. After that I need a new home.
Dan: Will you have any contact with your former region?
3 am: I still count the Urbanites friends and there are no hard feelings. I'm currently fighting shoulder to shoulder with them against region crashers. I received the heads up from a friend of mine.
The Dictatorship of Scandisnavien
Received: 1 day ago
I saw you when there was war in Hawaii (now known as the Hula Wars) and I read about it on your website... well, the thing is, if you are interested in a war, then go to the region I'm currently in!!! There's a delegate who has been gone for 10 days, people trying to protect the region (many of us are from the Hula Wars) and raiders, this time it's not a Ragnarok attack.
Just thought you should know =)
-Racer
Dan: Well, thank you for your time mister 3 am.
3 am: Not at all. It was a pleasure being here.
Dan: And it was a pleasure having you.
Fred: Yeah, anyone is better than Dan.
Dan: You always have some remark, huh Fred?
Fred: You better believe it, fatty.
Dan: Baldy.
Fred: Idiot.
Dan: Drunkard.
Fred: That's it! *knife is drawn from sheath*
You and me, to the death, right now. This has gone long enough. Winner takes over the show.
Dan: If that's the way you want it...
*wood breaks in background, twirling is heard from Dan's direction* then bring it on, jerkface.
Tune in next time, for the long awaited battle between Fred and Dan to see who takes over the show.
Dan: This has been another report from RadioWorld FM303, bringing you all the news from NationStates.
Fred: Good night, and god speed.
Dan: It's not your show yet, bi*click*
Fred: Who's we? I did all the work.
Dan: I don't recall you doing the editing.
Fred: Yeah, but I had to run through all those mean looking invaders to get to 3 am. All you did was sit and get fatter here in the studio.
Dan: Did you call me fat?
Fred: Yep.
Dan: We'll talk about that later *whispers*baldy
Fred: I heard that.
Dan: Anyway, WE interviewed mister 3 am eternal and got the answers we were looking for. Here is what he told us.
Dan: Why did you leave your region the Urbanites?
3 am: I had disagreements with other members of the administration in Urbanites over my actions in Hawaii and other regions. The Urbanites administration seemed to swing between disappointment that I didn't use region defences as a forum to advertise the Urbanites and concern that my presence in those same defences might bring the region into disrepute.
Dan: But that hardly seems reason to make you leave.
3 am: As always, these disagreements were more pronounced in times of adversity. I had already resigned as Foreign Affairs Advocate and offered to stay on until a replacement was confirmed.
I then received a public rebuke on the regional HQ reminding me that I could be ejected from the region. I didn't like the reminder of ejection and decided to take my leave.
Dan: Well, what will happen now?
3 am: There is currently a defence going on in '007 Big and Bouncy Breasts'. This has me occupied for the moment. After that I need a new home.
Dan: Will you have any contact with your former region?
3 am: I still count the Urbanites friends and there are no hard feelings. I'm currently fighting shoulder to shoulder with them against region crashers. I received the heads up from a friend of mine.
The Dictatorship of Scandisnavien
Received: 1 day ago
I saw you when there was war in Hawaii (now known as the Hula Wars) and I read about it on your website... well, the thing is, if you are interested in a war, then go to the region I'm currently in!!! There's a delegate who has been gone for 10 days, people trying to protect the region (many of us are from the Hula Wars) and raiders, this time it's not a Ragnarok attack.
Just thought you should know =)
-Racer
Dan: Well, thank you for your time mister 3 am.
3 am: Not at all. It was a pleasure being here.
Dan: And it was a pleasure having you.
Fred: Yeah, anyone is better than Dan.
Dan: You always have some remark, huh Fred?
Fred: You better believe it, fatty.
Dan: Baldy.
Fred: Idiot.
Dan: Drunkard.
Fred: That's it! *knife is drawn from sheath*
You and me, to the death, right now. This has gone long enough. Winner takes over the show.
Dan: If that's the way you want it...
*wood breaks in background, twirling is heard from Dan's direction* then bring it on, jerkface.
Tune in next time, for the long awaited battle between Fred and Dan to see who takes over the show.
Dan: This has been another report from RadioWorld FM303, bringing you all the news from NationStates.
Fred: Good night, and god speed.
Dan: It's not your show yet, bi*click*