Post by PW3 on Aug 22, 2003 20:20:08 GMT -5
Hello, this is Dan Melican with RadioWorld FM303. Today, I learned of an invasion in the region 007 Big and Bouncy Breasts. As I was obviously intrigued, I went to investigate. When I arrived, I expected to see the inhabitants locked in a heated battle with the invaders. However, I found that the defense was actually from outsiders. Wondering what was going on, I asked one Mu-Mu what the real deal was. He was nice enough to give me the full story. I did so because I thought he was the leader of the defenders. Here is his response.
Mu-Mu: We are not in any sense leader of the defenders - it is a collective effort by a loose coalition of like-minded states drawn from many peaceful regions who have resisted invasion attempts in several weaker regions when they have come under attack. The invaders are led by Layththesmackdown, leader of The Bing.
Dan: Now I was interested in what had happened up until now.
Fred: Nosey.
Dan: Shut up, why do you always butt in on these things?
Fred: Because you're an idiot.
Dan: Then why did you hire me?
Fred: I was drunk.
Dan: *mumbling*Well, that explains alot.
Fred: Excuse me?
Dan: Huh? Oh, I didn't say anything.
Fred: Sure...
Dan: Anyway, here was what Mu-Mu told me about the ordeal.
Mu-Mu: The story so far...
A long time ago (last night, EST), in a region far away (here), a joint Bing/Empire of Power operation took place to impose "Deaths plaything" as delegate. Intelligence operatives of the anti-crasher party-goers spotted this and moved a small number of states here to prop up the Delegate (Griv, Mu-Mu, Thorn). When D's p-thing had to go offline, the invaders started to endorse the Bing's leader, Layththesmackdown. Seeing that the defence was strong and invading reinforcements were not on the way, EoP members led by Mikeoasia decided to throw in the towel and left. Today more Bingies and their allies have shown up, but many more defenders have also shown up, friends old and new, mostly veterans of the Hula Wars. So the invaders will lose.
Dan: Indeed, the invaders did lose, and now all is peaceful in the region. The defenders have left 3 am eternal in charge of the region to eject any remaining invaders, and the region will be returned to its rightful owners if and when they awaken.
Fred: So, was this over before, or after you got the story?
Dan: Uh, before, why?
Fred: I knew it. You were too chicken to go there yourself while they were fighting.
Dan: What? No I wasn't. Shut up.
Fred: Quit telling me to shut up. I control your job stupid.
Dan: Uh...yeah. Sorry about that.
Fred: No you're not. Quit lying.
Dan: Whatever. Anyway, this is Dan Melican with RadioWorld FM303, giving you the latest news in NationStates.
Fred: It's not the latest news, it's already over.
Dan: My God in heaven, Fred, must you always undermine me?
Fred: Yep.
Dan: *sigh*
Mu-Mu: We are not in any sense leader of the defenders - it is a collective effort by a loose coalition of like-minded states drawn from many peaceful regions who have resisted invasion attempts in several weaker regions when they have come under attack. The invaders are led by Layththesmackdown, leader of The Bing.
Dan: Now I was interested in what had happened up until now.
Fred: Nosey.
Dan: Shut up, why do you always butt in on these things?
Fred: Because you're an idiot.
Dan: Then why did you hire me?
Fred: I was drunk.
Dan: *mumbling*Well, that explains alot.
Fred: Excuse me?
Dan: Huh? Oh, I didn't say anything.
Fred: Sure...
Dan: Anyway, here was what Mu-Mu told me about the ordeal.
Mu-Mu: The story so far...
A long time ago (last night, EST), in a region far away (here), a joint Bing/Empire of Power operation took place to impose "Deaths plaything" as delegate. Intelligence operatives of the anti-crasher party-goers spotted this and moved a small number of states here to prop up the Delegate (Griv, Mu-Mu, Thorn). When D's p-thing had to go offline, the invaders started to endorse the Bing's leader, Layththesmackdown. Seeing that the defence was strong and invading reinforcements were not on the way, EoP members led by Mikeoasia decided to throw in the towel and left. Today more Bingies and their allies have shown up, but many more defenders have also shown up, friends old and new, mostly veterans of the Hula Wars. So the invaders will lose.
Dan: Indeed, the invaders did lose, and now all is peaceful in the region. The defenders have left 3 am eternal in charge of the region to eject any remaining invaders, and the region will be returned to its rightful owners if and when they awaken.
Fred: So, was this over before, or after you got the story?
Dan: Uh, before, why?
Fred: I knew it. You were too chicken to go there yourself while they were fighting.
Dan: What? No I wasn't. Shut up.
Fred: Quit telling me to shut up. I control your job stupid.
Dan: Uh...yeah. Sorry about that.
Fred: No you're not. Quit lying.
Dan: Whatever. Anyway, this is Dan Melican with RadioWorld FM303, giving you the latest news in NationStates.
Fred: It's not the latest news, it's already over.
Dan: My God in heaven, Fred, must you always undermine me?
Fred: Yep.
Dan: *sigh*